The Man from G.R.A.N.N.Y.

Memo to: Uri Kurchatovium - Secret Agent G.R.A.N.N.Y. C.R.O.W. subversive organization has agent working on secret formula to change population of USA to Zombies (it may be difficult to spot victims!) It is imperative you locate and assassinate this agent without delay! - 'M'. Unfortunately, whilst following a lead at Zazas your lemonade was drugged. You wake up in a back alley with a headache and all your belongings gone. Bonne Chance.